A boy stands in his bedroom. Today is his best friend's birthday, and he is remarkably ecstatic about this. He has hardly been able to sleep due to his excitement, and awoke very early this morning to wish his friend a happy birthday.
What is this boy's name?
> Enter name.
IRRITATING CLOT
Well, that isn't very nice.
> Try again.
ARTHUR SHAPPEY
> Examine room.
Your name is ARTHUR. You have a vast variety of interests, but boy do you love POLAR BEARS. You know absolutely all there is to know about these BRILLIANT CREATURES and you make sure that EVERYONE is aware of this. You also love AEROPLANES. Growing up, you wanted to become a PILOT. However, you have since decided that being a STEWARD would be just as brilliant, and far easier.
What will you do?
> Retrieve arms from toy chest.
MARTIN CRIEFF
airbourneDetective (AR)
types without capitalization, but uses correct punctuation.
DOUGLAS RICHARDSON
regalPlunderer (RP)
Types with capitalization and proper punctuation.
ARTHUR SHAPPEY
polarRanger (PR)
Types with capitalization but only uses terminal puncuation and ocasionally spells words incorrectly. Uses a lot of exlamation points when excited!!!!
A young man stands in his bedroom. Due to a violent storm, his house has just lost power, along with his wireless internet connection. This has severed his link to a popular video game he was playing with another young man at a critical moment. That other young man is relying on this young man to reestablish a connection somehow. This young man named...
> Enter name.
SARCASTIC ARSE
How utterly creative.
> Once more, now.
DOUGLAS RICHARDSON
> Examine room.
Your name is DOUGLAS. As was previously mentioned you are without ELECTRICITY, although your LAPTOP COMPUTER still functions on BATTERY POWER. You have an affinity for CLEVER THIEVERY and have pocketed a variety of KNICK-KNACKS from friends and acquaintances. You also play the PIANO and are quite skilled at it if you do say so yourself. And on occasion, if you're truly bored enough, you like to play VIDEO GAMES with your friends.
What will you do?
> Retrieve arms from atop bookshelf.
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